Sriracha Hot Sauce Tuna Salad Volcano (Ketogenic)

Ketogenic Sriracha Tuna Fish Salad Volcano Recipe

How about a little tuna salad with your Sriracha?

Laziness Rating: 8/10 (-2 for prepping ingredients)
Delicious Rating: 5 stars based on 1 review
Calories: 669 (335/serving)
Net Carbs: 5g (3%)
Protein: 52g (31.5%)
Fat: 48g (65.5%)

Recipe Type: Snack, Main Course, Tuna, Salad

Prep Time: 10 min

Yields: 2 servings

My last tuna-inspired keto recipe was a spicy tuna/guacamole combo. I thought it would be a crowd-pleaser over at /r/ketorecipes. But for some strange reason, my spicy guacamole tuna salad didn't get the fanfare it deserved. Now some bloggers may have just thrown in the towel after a recipe flop - but not me! Nope. I went back to the ketogenic drawing board to mount a glorious comeback! Sure, tuna salad isn't as sexy as other keto-friendly recipes like PB bread or ketogenic chocolate mug cake. But KetoFlu.com doesn't do sexy recipes. It does lazy, all-American low-carb foods that taste like heaven. Plus this has f'ing Sriracha in it!

Feast your eyes on the Sriracha Tuna Fish Salad Volcano. It's a mound of mayonnaise-drenched tuna fish with a well of delicious Sriracha hot sauce inside. If you don't love this recipe, you'd better check your pulse.

Low-Carb Spicy Guacamole Tuna Salad Recipe - Nom Nom Nom!

Low-Carb Spicy Guacamole Tuna Salad Recipe (Ketogenic)

It may not look beautiful, but it sure as hell tastes it.

Laziness Rating: 9/10 (-1 for draining tuna cans)
Delicious Rating: 5 stars based on 1 review
Calories: 777 (389/serving)
Net Carbs: 7g (4%)
Protein: 55g (31%)
Fat: 58g (65%)

Recipe Type: Main Course, Tuna, Salad

Cooking Time: 10 min

Yields: 2 servings

This recipe should be a real Keto crowd-pleaser. The mixture of mayonnaise and guacamole makes it an unbelievable source of fat. Find yourself not quite getting all the fat you need to hit your daily macros? No f-ing problem! Just mix up some of this spicy guacamole tuna salad and you'll be golden. Oh, and did I mention it comes damn close to hitting the ketogenic 60/35/5 macro?

If you're interested in making your own low-carb guacamole from scratch, this isn't the recipe for you. This relies on pre-packaged Sabra guacamole. But if you're looking to whip up a delicious and dead-simple meal, give this baby a try.  Foods that are high in fat help fill you up and keep you satisfied longer. Listen, we're all craving carbs. But there's no need to cheat when you can make simple high-fat foods with just a few simple ingredients.

Some of you might think, oh no, this recipe needs celery, or onions, or sweet pickle relish. Shut up; no it doesn't. The point of this blog is make ketogenic food that is quick, easy, and tasty. I figure, why spend an extra 10 minutes chopping veggies when you don't have to? Screw that. So enjoy a guacamole tuna salad recipe that keeps it really damn simple. Here's the meal's actual calorie macro:

• Fat: 65%
• Protein: 31%
• Carbs: 4%

Spicy Seasoned Haddock Fillets Topped with Guacamole (Keto)

Spicy Seasoned Haddock Fillet with Guacamole (Keto-Friendly)

In hindsight, this dish could probably use a vegetable or two...

Laziness Rating: 9/10 (-1 for fishy smell in kitchen)
Delicious Rating: 5 stars based on 1 review
Calories: 423
Net Carbs: 8g
Protein: 67g
Fat: 11g

Recipe Type: Fish, Dinner

Cooking Time: 11 min

Yields: 1 serving

This meal is real simple. The guacamole is pre-packaged and the fish only takes a few minutes to cook. This recipe is fool-proof - even for the laziest of low-carb dieters. Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan of making my own keto-friendly guacamole. But sometimes I want to hammer down some avocados without having to peel and pit them myself. Thankfully, the ketogenic gods invented Sabra Guacamole. It's absolutely f'ing delicious. And more importantly, it will stay fresh in your fridge until the seal is opened. Their guac has 2 net carbs per serving and I promise it's worth it.

Easy recipes like this one serve their purpose. If you'd rather spend more time eating your food than cooking it, this recipe is for you. Throw some spices on the fish - cook it - then scoop on some guacamole. Seriously, it's that simple. Stop being so lazy and see the full recipe below.

Beef Sirloin Stir Fry with Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, & Avocado Chunks

Keto Beef Sirloin Stir Fry with Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, & Avocado Chunks

Some say Avocado makes everything better

Laziness Rating: 7/10 (-3 for chopping veggies)
Delicious Rating: 5 stars based on 1 review
Calories: 1,025 (512 per serving)
Net Carbs: 23g
Protein: 72g
Fat: 66g

Recipe Type: Dinner, Stir-Fry

Cooking Time: 20 min

Yields: 2 servings

There are a million different ways to prepare beef and all of them end up with the same thing: a juicy slab of meat. But not all of us know how to braise or pan-sear beef without ruining a few pieces first. Fortunately, tossing all your ingredients into the skillet is a super easy way to cook meat (and veggies) for a keto-friendly stir fry.

You can vary the types of meat, veggies, and spices used to create a million different stir-fry combinations. Experiment with spinach, eggs, asparagus, jalapenos, almonds, bacon, artichokes, hot sauce, whatever. This recipes keeps it simple. It also includes some avocado chunks to increase the fat and make it more ketogenic friendly. The 23 net carbohydrates may be higher than you're used to. But as long as you don't cheat before or after your meal, these carbs won't kick you out of ketosis. Even if you happen to eat both servings yourself (like I did). Remember, the veggies add valuable nutrients like B-Vitamins, Fiber, Potassium, and Vitamin C.

Spicy Bison Burgers with Jalapeño Peppers & Habanero Cheddar Cheese

Spicy Bison Burgers with Jalapeño Peppers & Habanero Cheddar Cheese

The spicy ranch dressing adds taste and style points.

Laziness Rating: 8/10 (-2 for mixing raw meat & cheese)
Delicious Rating: 5 stars based on 1 review
Calories: 949
Net Carbs: 3g
Protein: 99g
Fat: 62g

Recipe Type: Burgers

Cooking Time: 15 min

Yields: 2 servings (½ lb patties)

Not all meats are created equally. I believe there's a very clear meat hierarchy. And without a doubt, beef sits atop that hierarchy as the most delicious and versatile meat on any menu. But part of my mission with this blog is to explore recipes using the rest of the meat hierarchy as well. Just to be clear, the universal meat hierarchy goes:

1. Beef
2. Pork
3. Lamb
4. Fish
5. Duck
6. Turkey
7. Chicken

Nutrition comparison table.

So where does bison fit in that meat hierarchy? I'm not quite sure yet. I'll probably need to collect more (delicious) data before I can confidently rank it. Maybe others already have an opinion? Bison is a delicious and healthy alternative to regular beef. Both meats share a similar taste and texture, but bison has fewer calories, less fat, less cholesterol, and more vitamins that regular beef. While the Ketogenic Diet calls for many high-fat foods, bison meat is a great choice for those (like me) who are carefully counting calories to lose weight.

This recipe for bison burgers includes mixing-in jalapeño peppers and habanero cheese. This adds a nice spicy kick to the already delicious bison. But careful, trying this recipe may cause bison to shoot to the top of your own meat hierarchy. Enjoy!

Spicy Italian Sausage Scramble with Peppers, Onions, & Cheese

Spicy Italian Sausage (Egg) Scramble with Peppers, Onions, & Cheese

Everything tastes better inside some eggs.

Laziness Rating: 8/10 (-2 for chopping veggies)
Delicious Rating: 5 stars based on 1 review
Calories: 750
Net Carbs: 15g
Protein: 76g
Fat: 38g

Recipe Type: Main Course

Cooking Time: 15 min

Yields: 1 hefty serving

This Keto-friendly Egg Scramble recipe is truly the definition of lazy. Just toss all of your chopped-up ingredients into a skillet with a few eggs and mix. Scrambles are an especially good option when you have orphaned or half-eaten ingredients sitting around your kitchen.

Leftover chicken? Part of a pepper?  Fillet of fish? Rogue piece of bacon? Toss it all in to some eggs.

I believe you can mix pretty much anything with eggs and create a delicious breakfast, lunch, or dinner. And the best part is, Scrambles only take a few minutes to make. This recipe uses calorie-conscious Chicken Sausage instead of "real" sausages. But some Ketoers seem to get all fussy if you use "fake" ingredients like turkey bacon or chicken sausage. Relax, bros. Feel free to substitute the real thing if you prefer. Either way, this meal is goddamn delicious.

5-Star Sweet & Spicy Keto Salad with Spinach, Peppers, Onions, Sprouts, Cheddar, & Bacon

5-Star Sweet & Spicy Keto Salad with Bacon

I thought rolling the bacon was a brilliant idea.

Laziness Rating: 6/10 (-4 for chopping a ton of veggies)
Delicious Rating: 5 stars based on 1 review
Calories: 774 (with dressing)
Net Carbs: 24.7g
Protein: 38g
Fat: 51.5g

Recipe Type: Main Course

Cooking Time: 20 min

Yields: 2 hefty servings

Usually, I don't think homemade salads are quite worth the effort. They not only require a lot of fresh veggies, but also enough chopping and mincing to give any amateur chef Carpal Tunnel. But the fact remains that you can't survive the Ketogenic Diet on meat alone.

Vegetables are a key source of fiber and help keep the metabolism going strong. Otherwise a diet filled with meat and cheese can leave you...uh...backed up. So in an attempt to add more vegetables to my own diet, I threw together a salad that I believe is truly worth the effort. It's got a nice mix of sweet and spicy Keto-friendly ingredients and tastes delicious.

Keto Salmon "Life Raft" with Turkey Bacon & Asparagus

Keto Salmon "Life Raft" with Turkey Bacon & Asparagus

The Salmon Life Raft is a perfect balance of lazy and tasty.

Laziness Rating: 7/10 (-2 for 3 cooked ingredients)
Delicious Rating: 5 stars based on 1 review
Calories: 555
Net Carbs: 7g (5%)
Protein: 53g (38%)
Fat: 36g (57%)

Recipe Type: Main Course

Cooking Time: 15 min

Yield: 1 Keto-perfect serving

This recipe combines fresh salmon, turkey bacon, and asparagus into an extremely easy and Keto-friendly meal. It's worth noting that almost all the recipes you'll find on this blog are cooked on a simple non-stick skillet/griddle. My apartment has an old gas range (like WW2-era old), so I avoid lighting the pilot because I'm afraid of accidentally blowing up the place (Fight Club style).

The Best Damn Keto Guacamole Recipe on the Web

The Best Damn Keto Guacamole Recipe

My guac was almost too gorgeous to Instagram. Almost.

Laziness Rating: 5/10 (-2 for mincing onions)
Delicious Rating:  5 stars based on 1 review.
Calories: 486

Recipe Type: Appetizer, Side, Topping

Cooking Time: 20 min

Yield: Serves 4

I absolutely hate cooking. But this guacamole recipe is so easy to make and only requires a few basic ingredients. Keeping guac in your fridge is a great way to make sure you hit your Keto macros. You'll be like oh shit, MyFitnessPal says I still need 20g of fat today? Better hammer down some spicy guacamole.

I put this guac on fish, dip my veggies in it, and sometimes just throw it on my plate and eat it like potato salad (dear god, I miss eating potato salad). And in case you didn't know, Avocados are a Keto power-food. You'd have to eat 7 jumbo eggs to match the fat in 2 avocados. Good luck with that...